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  • Classic Chuck Norris Jokes: Timeless Internet Humor – Part 1

    Classic Chuck Norris Jokes: Timeless Internet Humor – Part 1

    Chuck Norris jokes have become a timeless part of internet humor.

    Known for their outrageous exaggerations and absurd scenarios, these jokes showcase the larger-than-life persona of Chuck Norris as a force of nature.

    Whether you’re a long-time fan or a newcomer to the legend of Chuck Norris, you’ll find yourself laughing at these 100 over-the-top jokes that highlight his unmatched strength, wisdom, and abilities.

    Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs—these jokes are sure to leave you in stitches!


    When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.

    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

    When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe air. He holds it hostage.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

    Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

    The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris before going to bed.


    Chuck Norris jokes never seem to get old, and they’re always good for a laugh.

    Whether it’s his impossible feats or his no-nonsense attitude, Chuck Norris has solidified himself as a pop culture icon.

    We hope these jokes have brought some humor to your day.

    Got a favorite Chuck Norris joke? Share it with us in the comments below and keep the laughs going!

  • Chuck Norris Jokes – Part 1

    Chuck Norris Jokes – Part 1

    No celebrity sparked a cult following like the one and only Chuck Norris. Thanks to his tough guy reputation, he seems to have had a new career inspiring memes and jokes.

    Today I am going to share some of his best jokes for you to enjoy and share with your friends.

    1. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
    2. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
    3. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
    4. Chuck Norris breathes air, five times a day.
    5. In the beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
    6. When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say please.”
    7. Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
    8. If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
    9. The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
    10. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
    11. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
    12. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
    13. Chuck Norris appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
    14. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
    15. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
    16. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
    17. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
    18. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
    19. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.
    20. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.

    That’s it for now. Hope you enjoy.

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