Love Jokes

I love you more than coffee. But please don't make me prove it.

You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. Then walk into things.

I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.

You're the cheese to my macaroni.

I love you even when I'm hangry.

You're my favorite notification.

I love you more than pizza. And I really love pizza.

You're the reason I wake up every day. Well, you and my alarm clock.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

You're my favorite distraction.

I love you more than my phone. And that's saying something.

You're the peanut butter to my jelly.

I love you even when you steal the covers.

You're my favorite person to do nothing with.

I love you more than bacon. And I really love bacon.

You're the WiFi to my heart.

You're my favorite weirdo.

I love you more than Netflix. And that's a lot.

You're the reason I smile at my phone like an idiot.

I love you even when you're wrong. Which is often.

You're my favorite adventure.

I love you more than chocolate. And I really love chocolate.

You're the reason I believe in love at first sight. Well, second sight. I had to look twice.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

I love you more than I hate everyone else.

You're the only person I would share my snacks with. Maybe.

Love is sharing your popcorn.

I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.

You're my favorite pain in the ass.

You're the crayon to my coloring book.

I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow.

You're the missing piece to my puzzle.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.

I love you to the moon and back.

You're my lobster.

I love you more than free WiFi.

I love you like a nerd loves math.

You are the icing on my cupcake.

I love you more than tacos.

We go together like ketchup and fries.

I love you more than sleep.

You're my happy place.

I love you from my head tomatoes.

I love you a latte.

You're one in a melon.

We make a nice pear.

I donut know what I'd do without you.

You're soda-lightful.

Olive you.

Meaning of love: not having to hold your farts in anymore.

Love is being stupid together.

I love you more than my car.

You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it.

I love you even when you're annoying.

You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

I love you more than weekends.

You're my sunshine on a cloudy day.

You're the sprinkles to my ice cream.

I love you bear-y much.

You're my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.

Love is: giving me the last slice of pizza.

You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

I love you more than I love napping. (And I love napping.)

You're the key to my heart.

I love you even when you're a pain in the neck.

You're my favorite person to annoy.

I love you more than words can say.

You're the cheese to my burger.

I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow.

You're my better half.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

You're the peanut butter to my jelly.

I love you more than my phone.

You're my favorite distraction.

I love you to pieces.

You're the apple of my eye.

I love you more than I hate doing laundry.

You're my rock.

I love you higher than the sky and deeper than the ocean.

You're my everything.

I love you more than cookies.

You're the best thing since sliced bread.

I love you more than I love myself.

You're my soulmate.

I love you more than I love my bed.

You're the light of my life.

I love you more than chocolate cake.

You're my one and only.

I love you more than I love shopping.

You're my partner in crime.

I love you more than summer.

You're my dream come true.

I love you more than I love coffee.

You're my heart and soul.

I love you more than puppies.

You're my forever.

I love you more than kitten videos.

You're my sweet potato.

I love you more than ice cream.